The Archaeologists Are...
(A Poem by Siobhan)
Rockin' like geologists
Knowin' where the treasure is
Diggin' down and gettin dirty
Findin' stuff that's old and purty
Droppin' trenches left and right
Movin' dirt that ain't so light
Actin' territorial
Over ancient burial
History nerds and science geeks
Dating finds for days or weeks
Partyin' like Baccus
Represent Now, Classics!!
Solvin' ancient mysteries
of people and their histories
Not looking for DINOSAURS
(Hey if anyone wants to rap this we could record it and make millions. I'm sure)
Silly Archaeology sayings that could make a great t-shirt! Do you have any suggestions?
You know you are an Archaeologist when...
People bring you rocks...
You collect receipts in parking lots...
Your library is worth more than your car...
Ramen noodles change from a soup to a meal...
Seeing a porta-potty gives you a nostalgic smile...
You put things in your mouth to see what they are...
Your backseat looks like an army surplus store...
You walk for miles without looking up...
People ask if you find dinosaurs...
Alcohol replaces water.
Archaeologists do it in the dirt
Top 10 Things Archaeologist Do Not-or rarely-Find
10-Dinosaur Bones
9-Mummies
8-Precious Jewelry
7-Alien Artifacts
6-Treasure Chests
5-The Lost Tribes of Israel
4-Whole Pots
3-Secret Tunnels
2-Gold
1-A Steady Job!!!
Archaeologists will date any old thing.
Archaeologists: experts in dating.
Per Diem - Latin For "Beer Money"
Archaeologist - No ties needed here!
My Life is in Ruins...
Archaeologists are dirty.
Be Patient, I Am Still Evolving
Archaeologists Do It In The Field
I heart Evolution
Trust me, I'm an Archaeologist
Archaeology: What happens in the field stays in the field
